tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being
wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
LMAO
I am an idiot who spent a solid five minutes thinking this was because orcas are actually classified as a kind of dolphin, not a whale, and not getting the whole “killer whale” thing.
Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind of hero who can singlehandedly sin enough to turn Boston into the new Sodom, just like the Prophecies And Recipes section of the United States Constitution predicted would happen one day?
#i have no words. this is absolute genius. #the sheer amount of EFFORT this sort of world building must have taken #the attention to detail; the absurdism that somehow still makes sense #it’s like—it’s like if a @dril post were expanded and turned into a giant choose-your-own adventure. #that’s what this is and i have mad respect to clickhole for pulling it off [danishprince]
@greaterblogston Sorry, by law I have to tag y’all in ever post about Boston I see
Women should be able to go their entire lives without wearing makeup or heels if they don’t want to, without getting called slobby, or unprofessional, or “doesn’t care about her image”, or being fucking denied jobs for not wanting to wear heels or makeup at work every day. If men aren’t expected to cover their faces with makeup or wear incredibly uncomfortable shoes every day of their lives neither should I.
anti makeup post; you’re conditioned to feel disgusting without makeup on from childhood and its not good if the only time you feel confident is while you’re wearing it
some poor soul with no reading comprehension; but it DOES make me feel confident
IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this - especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds - feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it.
the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men
Game of Walking Bad
why the fuck is this so funny
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
It goes like this, the B the A,
The minor N, and the major A,
The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”
I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit
And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED